*sings* BLARG BLARG BLARG I AM SICK! BLARG BLARG BLARG I FEEL LIKE SHIT! *end of song* hey, dudes, that ALMOST rhymed!!! I rock.

Okay, this isn't going to be long because I'm hot and tired and coughing up a lung, but I'll write things I have to update you all on:

- spreading of the ashes

- my romp through Sydney

- stupid, idotic, old-fart celebration

- the past little while because I haven't updated specifics

- *note to self* Dana, Chris, Darcy and Paul (less so Paul because you haven't emailed me :P) I will write you responses soon! I promise! I just have to fabricate an intricate story to keep you on the edge of your seat :)

- OH! I have a tropical disease where worms eat your brains and then poo out mucus. They are thinking of naming it after me! How does "The Magnificent Jane Disease" sound? Or "Jane The Almighty Fallen Pray To Carniverious Worms Disease"? It's a work in progress

- the radio stations here are EXPONENTIALLY cooler than Canadian ones. No shitty Kelly Clarkson dirtying our radio waves!

- relationships and love........ maybe..... depends on how much of my soul I want to bear

And that's about it - I'm off to a lie down. Bye team!

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