*stares blankly*

Oh wow, I just spent the past ten minutes looking at my alarm clock, trying to figure out what all the hands and numbers meant. For some reason, maybe because I'm a very simple minded person, I just -could not- comprehend this simple piece of machinery. I'm thinking... "What a pretty piece of art.......... OH FUCK!!! WHY IS IT BEEPING AT ME???" *proceeds to have heart attack*

This morning really isn't my morning; I'm not even going to go into the bit where I couldn't put on my underwear....

*groans* Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!